Like it says at the top of your screen, this blog is about being a new dad and a newish husband and I like to keep my focus confined to this subject matter.
It’s a cardinal rule of blogging (and in lots of other places too) that one should find a niche, dig in and own it.
I’m trying to do just that.
Mine is a narrow little corner of the virtual sandbox but, it's comfortable. My neighbors consist mostly of mommy bloggers, of which there are probably 10 million and daddy bloggers of which there are about 500.
|While there may indeed not be a place for "fantasy in football" there|
undoubtedly is no place for football on this blog.
So, there aren’t many of us dads doing this. To be frank, most of the guys tend to lose focus and wind up writing about sports.
There have been a few occasions in which my interest in sports has crept into this space. But the reception from you all was
akin to crickets chirping at a funeral telling.
The one time I branched out just a tincy-wincey little bit and wrote about fantasy football, this blog got about one-tenth of the regular unique visitors I usually get. (FYI we average about 250 regular visitors now.)
So, I heard you loud and clear: no sports. (For that matter, no movie or TV reviews and definitely no politics or religion.)
That’s why you won’t see any posts here about deflated footballs, crotch-grabbing running backs or the many ways the Toronto Maple Leafs are taking years off my life.
For what it’s worth, the blog posts that have received the most unique visitors typically involve me getting in trouble, such as saying the f-word in front of the boy or getting kicked in the crotch by the boy, or otherwise enduring some sort of indignity, pain or embarrassment, preferably at the hands of the boy.
A few days ago I was sitting in front of my keyboard, ready to write a blog on the Super Bowl when it occurred to me that, no one, and I mean no one, cares about that.
Then I thought, “Why not write about how much you hate the blockbuster movie ‘Frozen’?”
Why not tell the people that, from a critical perspective, this story is a complete heap of dog poop and, from a Tipper Gore over-reactive-parent-perspective, it sends about 1,000 terrible messages to kids?
Why not write those things? The better question is: “why write those things when you’ve got a new story about your son kicking you in the groin — again?”
This one happened a couple days ago when I was picking the boy up from day care. His spirits were high — in part because I’d just informed him that, after about a week of not eating Hy-Vee Chinese food, we were on our way to do just that.
|If I use this picture again, I think I have to pay Matt Groening|
After putting on his boots, which I would later discover have steel toes, we bundled up and headed out to the car. As I carried him, he chattered away, pleasantly pleased with his lot in life.
He waved his arms and dangled his feet. As we got to the car I opened the door, adjusted his seat and, as I lowered him through the door, he lowered the boom.
His leg swung back, then swung forward.
I’m not sure how, but I managed to drop him in his seat before I dropped to a knee in the snow.
In that weird, out-of-body moment that accompanies all instances of sudden, acute pain, I immediately wondered how bad this looked to any of the cars passing by.
“Mommy, why is that man kneeling and crying at the side of the road?”
A combination of pride and not wanting to have pants soaked with the snow, forced me to move faster than I might otherwise have.
I made my way around the trunk toward the driver’s door, supporting myself by leaning on the car as I did.
I probably looked intoxicated as I shuffled toward the driver’s seat and can say the only good things to come out of this were that just a couple cars drove by me and we got Chinese food.
And for his part, the boy smiled throughout. Hopefully you did too.