|Pictured: the first hit on a Google Image search for "wasting time."|
Coincidentally, this guy looks like half of the fantasy football
analysts you'll find on television.
Next, my wife dragged me to church where I tried my best to not get caught looking at my phone because I was concerned my kicker was injured. After that we went out for lunch where I half-assed it through every conversation I had with everyone I came across because my thoughts were on which running back to start.
When we got home, I watched an ungodly amount of football before I finally closed out my day by successfully suppressing the urge to punch a wall because San Diego's back-up running back couldn't score one, stinking touchdown from the three-yard line with ten seconds left — which would have given my team the win. All in all it was just the perfect Sunday Bob. Oh hey — before I forget — do you know any divorce attorneys?"
QB: Philip Rivers
RB2: Gio Bernard
WR2: Keenan Allen
FLEX: Aaron Dobson
TE: Zach Ertz
K: Robbie Gould
D/ST: St. Louis
Bench: WR, Roddy White (this was a mistake, autopick got me here), RB, Lamar Miller, RB, Jonathan Steward, QB, Philip Rivers, QB, Carson Palmer (yes, three GASP! QBs), WR Tavon Austin, TE, Travis Kelce