|Pictured: Loneliness avoidance tool. |
Alternate Use: Work avoidance tool.
I could be productive by going for a jog, or perhaps do the dishes. We've got a few bald spots on the lawn, perhaps I could go lay down some grass seed and water our dying potted plants.
|While my belly isn't quite this formidable (yet), this is an|
otherwise accurate portrayal of my plight.