|Even Target's checkout people move too fast.|
|"That's him Officer! That's the bird that took my boy!"|
And, once there, I reflected on just how truly paranoid you have to be to entertain such scenarios. I chuckled to myself as I strapped my son into his car seat. And, then I noticed the car seat clasp. Was it too tight?
What about his little socks? Were they cutting off circulation to his feet? Was that empty water bottle on the floor a potential projectile? And then ( and I'm pretty sure about this) I heard the cry of a bloodthirsty hawk.