|Awww, Dad. You taught me all I know about BS.|
|Child birth = just like Cast Away but without the volley ball.|
Of course the guys get off pretty easy in this whole deal, except of course when their lady is yelling "You did this to me!" whilst throwing a bed pan at their throat.
Editor's Note: We here at Blackwell's Mark wholeheartedly acknowledge that Mr. Blackwell's father is an upright, ethical man and did not teach any of his sons the art of BS; his mother did.
Adendum to Editor's Note: We here at Blackwell's Mark wholeheartedly acknowledge that while she is a fine conversationalist and an expert sales manager, Mr. Blackwell's mother did not teach any of her son's the art of BS.